gublernation:

every second of every day has always felt like Christmas, except for Halloween, which has always felt like Super-Christmas

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wilwheaton:

arcaneimages:

Eric Joyner

sepiaskinnedsiren:

I am not meant to get
the leading man
because
life is not like the movies.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Happy New Year everyone! I hope your holiday was relaxing and enjoyable. Personally, I landed back in my old home town and immediately came down with a cold that lasted the entire break. It was a dream come true.

As we all get back on our feet and head back to our jobs, here’s what you may have…

Yep

scottiehughes:

While it might not have been a great year in some respects, it was definitely a pretty great year as far as music goes (even if a huge chunk of what I listened to was released years before).

Here’s to 2013.

G

pleatedjeans:

via

shavingryansprivates:

how to have sex: an instructional guide

1. take your pants off and also your partner’s pants too
2. turn around so that your backs are facing each other
3. line up your butts and then touch your butt to their butt
4. congratulations you sex

Lol

emmyblotnick:

Earlier today, while it was half-snowing half-raining, there was a man standing on 86th Street saying, “Please help me out today folks, anything you can spare. Please, I’m so cold.”

He was drinking a Frosty.

Una vez al año se vale hacer locuras

My fphone is broken