Enchiladas for dinner ..hope they’re good enough for my skinny body
I am not meant to get
the leading man
life is not like the movies.
Happy New Year everyone! I hope your holiday was relaxing and enjoyable. Personally, I landed back in my old home town and immediately came down with a cold that lasted the entire break. It was a dream come true.
As we all get back on our feet and head back to our jobs, here’s what you may have…
While it might not have been a great year in some respects, it was definitely a pretty great year as far as music goes (even if a huge chunk of what I listened to was released years before).
how to have sex: an instructional guide
- take your pants off and also your partner’s pants too
- turn around so that your backs are facing each other
- line up your butts and then touch your butt to their butt
- congratulations you sex
Earlier today, while it was half-snowing half-raining, there was a man standing on 86th Street saying, “Please help me out today folks, anything you can spare. Please, I’m so cold.”
He was drinking a Frosty.